~1~ Spam. The Final Meat. Going where no meat has gone before. Yes, this is the place where most stories end, where most people get sick. The Spam. Some people fry it, some eat it right out of the box. Some people mix it up in a blender and drink it like a shake. A spam shake. Very few people have ever ate an entire can and lived to tell about it. |@L@Above written by @U@LARRY ANDERSON @L@on Tuesday, June 11, 1996 Our mission begins in the small town of Edna, Texas. Many of spam farmers are from this part of the world. They get their government issued Spam seeds and plant them at 7 inch intervals. They add the magic chemical, which is not disclosed, and within days, full grown spam trees are bearing fruits. Little spam fruits. Of course, they are still not ready to pick. |@L@Above written by @U@LARRY ANDERSON @L@on Tuesday, June 11, 1996 After the right amount of drugs and perservatives are added, then the checkers will go around and make sure that the right amount of radiation is on each spam. Once this is complete, then, and only then can the Spam fruit be picked. Once picked, they are then covered with an unknown gooey substance. The origin of this gooey substance is another story. |@L@Above written by @U@LARRY ANDERSON @L@on Tuesday, June 11, 1996 The cans are made by a special can company and then shipped to the Spam packing factory. Each individual spam fruit in entered into the Spam Can and then are boxed and shipped to the individual factories all around the world. For more information, get on the Internet and search for the word SPAM. You will be happy that you did. |@L@Above written by @U@LARRY ANDERSON @L@on Tuesday, June 11, 1996 ~2~ Many people really like spam. In fact, many people even worship Spam. There are churches, called Spam Churches that are spawning up everywhere that Spam is being ate. Many people are finding other uses for Spam. I hear that you can even brush your teeth with the goo from it. |@L@Above written by @U@LARRY ANDERSON @L@on Tuesday, June 11, 1996Many people have tried to copy the Spam recipe, but no one has got it to work the way that Spam does. Some have got it to get you sick, but their product has tasted good, while others have got their product to taste terrible, but cannot get it to make you throw up. |@L@Above written by @U@LARRY ANDERSON @L@on Friday, June 14, 1996